The brutal suppression of the Dixie Chicks continued at the Grammys, where The Two Thin Ones and the Pudgy One only received five trophies. After the ceremony, the Chicks were immediately hustled into a van by Secret Service agents and whisked back to the top-secret political dissenter prison, to contine their program of torture and brainwashing. Oh no, wait, I mean they did a lot of magazine interviews over prime rib and champaigne.
The Pudgy One commented, "I think people are using their freedom of speech with all these awards. We get the message." Yes we do. And that message is: the Grammys are more about politics than music and therefore have no credibility whatsoever.
But just in case you didn't get the message, they also threw an award for best spoken-word album to Jimmy Carter. Early favorites for the 2008 award are Hugo Chavez for "Bush is the Devil, and Other Love Poems," and The Hamas Boys Choir for "Let's Get This Party Started...And Kill Some Jews!"
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You are hilarious. I just sent this post to my husband who is, to put it mildly, not a Dixie Chicks fan. It'll make his day.
I think Hamas Boyz is spelled with a "Z"- Jeremy
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